THE WRESTLING CLASSIC

The Wrestling Classic

The Rosemont Horizon (Rosemont, Illinois)

Original airdate: November 7, 1985

"What the hell is this?", you may ask. That is a natural reaction. The "1st Annual" Wrestling Classic (or as I've come to call it, "the 1985 pay per view that time forgot") is oft overlooked, but I plan to leave no stone unturned in pursuit of completing this blog/project so here we are.

Unlike Wrestlemania, The Wrestling Classic was conceptual. Almost all of the matches were part of a 16 man single elimination tournament, the winner of which would receive...well...nothing as far as I can tell. I guess at this point the writers hadn't figured out that to make something like that engaging, there really needs to be something at stake. It's very easy. Give the winner a guaranteed title shot and all of the sudden it's WAY easier to be invested in the outcome of the tournament.

This time, however, the only prize at stake was a Rolls Royce that was supposedly being given away in a sweepstakes, with the winner to be announced at the PPV. I'm fairly certain this was all a work, but if it wasn't, how quick do you think the winner turned around and sold that bad boy? I can't see a random wrestling viewer tooling around his neighborhood in a 200 thousand dollar luxury car. Whether it was real or not, the segment on the show where they announced the winner was agonizing, and clearly the crowd agreed because there were plenty of "boos" and some trash was even thrown at the ring. Wikipedia says that segment was cut due to time constraints in the original PPV broadcast, and it probably should have stayed cut.

Anyway, in terms of the actual product, the slight progress from Wrestlemania toward the heyday of WWF is apparent, but this show is definitely still a crude early version of what would come later. The production values are still very shoddy, with everything being a little too dimly and the ring once again looking super cheap.

The actual wrestling takes a step in the right direction this time, but the concept is too ambituous. All told, there are 15 matches on a 150 minute card. So when you factor in backstage segments and that goofy Rolls Royce giveaway, no one was really given time to tell much of a story in any one match. There are also a lot of strange, anti-climactic endings to some of the matches. In wrestling terms, these are known as "non-finishes", or matches that don't end with a decisive winner.

Probably the most significant aspect of this show is it marked the PPV debut of one of the biggest superstars of the 1980's, "Macho Man" Randy Savage. Like Hulk Hogan, Macho Man is a household name, and even here, early on, it's clear there is something different about him. He was very athletic and did moves in the ring that you didn't see much in the WWF at the time (at least not on this card), and he gave a great interview. It was sometimes hard to determine what in the heck he was talking about, but that didn't matter. Macho Man had IT. He was magnetic. He very clearly represented the new wave of wrestlers that would propel the WWF to the next level.

On the other side of the spectrum, we have Macho Man's opponent in the first round of the tournament; "The Polish Hammer" Ivan Putski. This match, even though it was short, was to me a telling representation of what was going on within the company at that time. Putski clearly represented the old guard. He had a stocky, bodybuilder's frame, wore simple red trunks to the ring, and sported a slicked back 50's style hairdo surely held back by at least half a container of Brill cream. Macho Man was his complete antithesis. He wore loud sequined outfits with bright colors, and jumped around the ring with ease, as opposed to Putski's Greco Roman inspired mat based moves. And just like what would ultimately happen in the business, the old guard was disposed with ease in about 3 minutes.

Another notable performer making his first PPV appearance here is a guy named The Dynamite Kid. Casual wrestling fans wouldn't know the Dynamite Kid, but fans of the industry regard him as one of the greatest, most influential in ring performers in history. Unfortunately for Dynamite, he was incredibly self destructive and is apparently now destitute and confined to a wheelchair. Chris Benoit, who was also regarded as an incredible performer before going down an extremely dark path of his own, cited Dynamite as his biggest influence in the ring. Here though, Dynamite was in fine form, even though he was pretty clearly already abusing steroids. The finish of his semi-final match with Savage is original and interesting and surely the best of the whole show.

For anyone interested, the tournament was won by the Junkyard Dog. JYD was immensely popular for awhile, and honestly, I never understood it. He was a portly, affable seeming guy from the Carolinas somewhere with the voice of an old bullfrog and the word THUMP (his catchphrase) written across the back of his wrestling gear. He could never really do much in the ring (his finishing move was a headbutt), but that didn't stop the fans from cheering pretty loudly for him. (sidenote: JYD was killed in a car crash in 1998. His death was one of the very few untimely passings of a wrestler that wasn't presumed to be died to drug/steroid abuse)

Oh, and in case you were wondering, some guy name Mike from Illinois "won" the "Rolls Royce".

Enjoy your weekend!

Card:

(Tournament first round)

Adrian Adonis (w/Jimmy Hart) def. Corporal Kirchner

The Dynamite Kid def. Nikolai Volkoff

"Macho Man" Randy Savage (w/ Miss Elizabeth) def. "The Polish Hammer" Ivan Putski

Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat def. Davey Boy Smith

The Junkyard Dog def. The Iron Sheik

Moondog Spot def. Terry Funk (w/ Jimmy Hart) by countout

Tito Santana def. The Magnificent Muraco (w/ Mr. Fuji)

"Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff def. "Cowboy" Bob Orton by disqualification

(Tournament quarter finals)

The Dynamite Kid def. Adrian Adonis

"Macho Man" Randy Savage def. Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat

The Junkyard Dog def. Moondog Spot

Tito Santana and "Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff fought to a double countout

World Heavyweight Champion Hulk Hogan def. "Rowdy" Roddy Piper by disqualification

(Tournament semi-finals)

"Macho Man" Randy Savage def. The Dynamite Kid

(Tournament finals)

The Junkyard Dog def. "Macho Man" Randy Savage by countout

Next up: Wrestlemania 2